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McDonald's (commercial, 1987)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1987 · 66 words

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Come, my little apprentice. Let's eat. Ah, Peter, do we ever cover steak with ketchup? No, Father. But it's how, Father. But hamburger is steak. It's chocolate steak. So we use... A one steak song. Right. And it's A one's herbs and spices that make hamburgers taste like...

Stiffers! Don't cover it. Discover it with A one. And we say to ketchup, pull the fry. Bye.

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