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Schlitz Beer (commercial)

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Yes, that's right, friends. Everywhere you go, people say good things about the taste of Schlitz. If you travel a lot, you'll find that the matchless flavor of Schlitz never varies. Always uniform, always mellow, and good no matter where you buy it.

But of course, you still have to taste Schlitz yourself to find out how really good and agreeable to your taste a beer can be. No wonder Schlitz is the beer that made Milwaukee famous.

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