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Basic Slag (commercial)
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Basic slag on your grassland gives your cattle very good grass with plenty of clover and rich in minerals. I've spread a few basic slags on the grass in my time, but that's another metal-made gentleman, Crassie cymbals.
Play sound effect of an amused audience. And continues bold as brass. Christmas toys. You're a good lady. In the 1960s, TV ads always showed pictures of smiling, happy children who got the gift that they asked Santa for.
Sadly, the one toy I never felt to receive was... A lousy piece of fluff on a string. Squirmaws. Come on out here, squirmaws. Can I make squirmaws do that?
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