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Sparkling Beverage (commercial)

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It's red, and it sparkles with a lively taste, and it takes off with everybody the moment you cut the corpse. Try it, cut the corpse tonight. You know, when you've got baby duck, you've got a party.

Or rather, when you've got baby duck, you know you've got a dodgy bank balance. And what Christmas would be complete without a class of deciphered cherry brandy? My Christmas Word.

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