K-Tel Brush-O-Matic (commercial)

The U-find brushing clothes tiresome. Well, here's your answer. K-Tail's brush-o-matic with its new patented nylon head removes every particle of dust and fluff instantly. Always brush in direction of arrow, rotating the head. What better Christmas gift than the K-Tail brush-o-matic, which claim to alleviate superfluous fluff and infirmous relief?

This was clearly intended for cat-strangers, because only serial feline killers could possibly get this touch fur onto themselves on a regular base here. Some might say it would be easier to get rid of the cat.

Others might say that if you remove the fluff from a woolly jumper, You will also be removing the woolly jumper from the woolly jumper. Anything described as multipurpose means it has no real function at all.

In short, the K-Tell brush-o-matic was simply a brush with the word o-matic stuck on the end. Other crappy Christmas gifts for the man who had nothing included...