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Crazy Foam (commercial)
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They're great! Well, they're not, Tony. They're crap! I'm thinking I'm going to be mad! I'm thinking I'm just mad! I'm thinking I'm just mad! I'm thinking I'm just mad! I'm thinking I'm just mad! Good evening. My name is Victor.
I'm a TV critic. I live in your television set. Ow! Tonight on Addson Finiteham, Christmas presents past. Crapty Christmas gifts. In the 1960s, what did you give the man who had everything?
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