Toothpaste (commercial)

Just duck. We've been making toothpaste for a long time, but we're still not bored, because we've never stopped improving it to help make your teeth healthier, your breath fresher. Lucky man, she's a honey. And your mouth go, well, sort of, pink.

And over the last few years, we've really pulled out the stops with dual fluoride with calcium, tartar control, bicarbonate of soda, strawberry cheesecake flavour. I like that corgi flavor. OK, not strawberry cheese, egg flavor.

But we do have a formula so advanced it actually works between brushings. Yes, everyone in the family loves corgi. And we'll carry on improving, because we reckon as long as we keep changing our toothpaste, it means you won't have to.

Brush your teeth with corgiates. corgi, dental cream, make cleans your breath. What a toothpaste. Why clean your teeth?