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Blatz Beer (commercial, 1950s)

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That's... That's... That's... I'm from Milwaukee and this is my coat and my beer is flat. That's the best beer of clothes. Flat is the best beer on land or on sea. Oh, what a flavor! Flat for me!

It started in Milwaukee where blast is the largest selling beer. And now folks from coast to coast agree. That's from me, brother. Those folks up there in Milwaukee sure know their beer. They sure do.

Blacks for me too. Why it's more popular than any beer in Milwaukee. And a mighty big favorite from coast to coast. Yes sir. Blacks for me too. Yes, Blacks is a favorite wherever you go.

I'm from Milwaukee, in Diode and Loop. It's the last year's story wherever you go. Blacks is the name you will always hear. Blacks is Milwaukee's by the team.

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