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Schlitz Beer (commercial, 1950s)

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She has just decided to take Schlitz home. The reason, of course, is that her family likes Schlitz best. And it stands to reason that they have tasted other brands in the process of settling on Schlitz as their first choice.

Here's a familiar family scene where lots of products are judged and where the American people make their choice. . . . . . . . . . .

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