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Lucky Lager (commercial, 1950s)

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Isn't that something? Now Lucky opens without an opener. Hank went hunting after moose. Bear or rabbit. Duck or goose. Then he heard a fellow man remind him of a better plant. Balletine, Balletine. Hey, Auntie Colby, I get you cold cold.

You get you right cold, Balletine. When you want the flavor in here today, You ask the man for Valentine beer. It's got the lightliest taste in town. Valentine's got it. Valentine's got it. Valentine's, Valentine's beer.

That's right. Hey, get your cold beer. Get your cold Valentine beer. And you're getting the real flavor in beer today. Delicious lip-smacking flavor that gives Valentine beer the lightliest taste in town. Enjoy some, will ya?

You'll be so glad you did. In lighthearted falls that A live with taste that comes right from the heart of finest barley Uressed crystal water too And the heart of the hops for a lighthearted brew There's lighthearted living in lighthearted falls that beer

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