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Beer Commercial (1960s)

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at blast. Put any two goppers together, I'm Nelson Kacil-Wurstman, and you're about to get a difference of opinion about putters. Now I happen to be using my favorite, which is a melon. The blade type is of course very popular, and there are many others, and each one has a very hardened owner. As a matter of fact, goppers disagree on a lot of things.

But you know, there's one thing where there's very little argument. When the 18 holes are over, Huge offers are going to pass up the chance for a little refreshment at the 90s. Now here's one of the most popular items in many of Thunhouse.

Smooth, mellow, shame-ling beer. It's people pleasing, golfer pleasing. It's the kind of beer you like. All in favor of flavors they shake, sheep-o-plea. Dry beer from Bellarmira, party beer. Blend it into one beer, a light bright one beer.

Beautiful beer.

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