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Beer Commercial (1970s-80s)

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Until you're self-lucky, Charlie, six months old, we start to walk. Throw me on the wall. Did you ever notice how most beers are taken for granted? Most beers are taken for granted. But there's one beer that isn't.

Let's replay this scene. Ah-ha! Michelob! What's the occasion? Rede living in a barn, Larry? Why not? Michelob! Great! What are we celebrating? Michelobe, since 1896, brewed by Ann Heiserbussch, it's the beer that isn't taken for granted.

The beer people really don't expect you to serve them. It's an unexpected pleasure, so surprise people. Sir Michelobe. Everybody wins tonight.

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