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Beer Commercial (1970s-80s)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1 min · 88 words

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It's Christmas! What do we have? Why the hell?

I've got some have traditional labor The kind you only find in a That blue river Why do you have? What do you have? I'm looking for a classic flavor Why do you have? What do you have?

I'm looking for a taste of flavor Why do you have? I've got some type of flavor In the flavor of a past blue Ribbon I'm looking for a quality flavor I'm looking for a classic flavor What do you have?

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