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Light Beer (commercial, 1970s-80s)

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And the sky will water some salt and beer and fish You can't beat the bear for fun Or ham's for great taste Always refreshing And when you want a light beer Enjoy your cold, crisp, ham special light Watch it!

Ham's the beginning for shoe Ham's the beginning for shoe Ham's the beginning for shoe You thirst for a beer or two But what you do and isn't through That's the time to take A natural break.

And I as a bush natural light. Rude naturally with nothing artificial. I give you a criss, a crushing beer that won't fill you up. So I won't slow you down. Take a natural break and hide your bush.

A natural light is time to take a natural break. Natural break. Take the high country with a squirt. Take the high country. Once you taste the high country, no downstream beer will do. Coors is brewed with pure Rocky Mountain spring water in its own special high-country Barbie.

It's no downstream beer. It's no city beer. It's Coors. Tastes the high country. High-comptochors.

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