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Elastoplast (commercial)

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with a thick soft cushion for extra comfort and extra protection. Waterproof Elasto Flast. It's for messy jobs. Seals out dirt and grease. Invisible Elasto Flast. You can hardly see it. Washable ventilated Elasto Flast allows the wound to breathe.

Elasto Flast. In the 4-Ed Dins. In 1885, clever housewives chose Jacob's cream crackers. Today, Irish housewives still choose Jacob's cream crackers because they're fresher and crisper. More than a million Jacob's cream crackers are chosen in Ireland every day.

You eat them with cheese. You eat them with soup, have a sandwich, or just Irish butter. Jacob's bacon sale more cream crackers than the rest of the world combined. Five generations of Irish housewives have chosen Jacob's cream crackers because they're Grispeh, Jacob's cream crackers, pressure, Grispeh.

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