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Fairy Liquid (commercial)

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Sure too. Watch the pudding off this plate. The Mandy's face should be easy. Good. It's very, very good. How does Mandy feel now? He's a so-lushy little man. She's long and scratchy things there. Help!

I just make you rich too. Oh no. I've got a good fairy to protect me. What is she? Here. Very liquid. She's all against nasty scratchy hands. How? By being gentle with all these soft bubbles.

So far, so strong magic. Very liquid, sir. Sherry. Well, look. They've got these eggy plates clean in a flash. Lucky for you, they've got tough. Lucky for you, too. Even witches like to feel the soft hands, don't they?

Girl, it's you, kid. Never old thing. Boy, it was. Not now. These bubbles would make the paper all soft and wet. And they make them a hand-forth too. Well, they help keep them soft. They're very liquid, as mild and gentle as you can get.

Bet they won't like to dry and plant soft. No. But see how clean the very liquid's got it. All the stock on bits have gone. Isn't it shiny? Your nails are shiny too. My nail varnish.

Like very liquid, it helps keep my hands looking nice. Can I draw them now? Now hands that do dishes can be a soft as you. There you make me

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