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Chesterfield Cigarettes (commercial, 1951)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1951 · 1 min · 189 words

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Friends, as you know on Dragnet, we've always tried to emphasize the importance of facts. And when we talk to you about Chesterfield, we give you the facts. You heard the report George Fenneman read earlier, knows throat and accessory organs, not adversely affected by smoking Chesterfield's.

Now that's the first such report ever published about any cigarette. Remember that report and make Chesterfield your cigarette. Get them regular or king size. Chesterfield, the best possible smoke. Much milder. This is a blow-up of a fingerprint taken from the scene of the crime.

This one is a suspect taken from the files. Now, the only way you can tell if these are both made by the same person is by comparison. If you'll compare Fatima with any other king-sized cigarette just like this, you'll find Fatima's length filters the smoke 85 millimeters for your protection.

Fatima's length cools the smoke for your protection. Fatima's length gives you those extra pups, 21% longer than standard cigarette size. And in Fatima you get an extra mild and soothing smoke. Plus the added protection of Fatima quality.

Prove it today. Bye Fatima.

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