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Simonize Car Wax (commercial)
Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1 min · 144 words
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No, we got it. We got it. You got what we found a way to put Simon ice car wax and Simon ice car cleaner All in one push button can and just how does it wait for a touch of knit with come on?
We'll show you come on. We'll show you come on with Now look that's great. So you push the button See see and then what you spread it around And let it dry and it's really Simon eyes is it watch this Sure Simon eyes look at that shine We'll be famous. We'll make a fortune. We'll call it instant Simonai.
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