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Agree Shampoo (commercial, 1981)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1981 · 2 min · 232 words

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and poo in a Greek conditioner. Together, they help you escape the greases. What's up at the amusement park? They've up the fresh impression of they've up the fresh. Up up the fresh, up up the fresh.

Talk about up. Talk about flavor waves for big refreshing flavor through the gum. Thumbs up. Liquid center too. It's really refreshing. They've up the fresh impression of they've up the fresh. Up up the fresh, up up the fresh.

Freshin' up with flavor waves. Mm! They've up the fresh. Forget your books and... No homework. Where's all your stuff? In my new Flex3 notebook. What's a Flex3? A notebook with three expandable pockets to hold a full day's work and keep it organized.

A three subject wire bound too. And a Velcro closure. Let it rip. You stuff all that and that skinny notebook. It's lightin' up to carry anywhere. Heavyweights know how to travel light. Good grades. Team Captain and now this.

The new Flex3 Notebook. Also the new Flex3 Carry-R with three expandable pockets and Velcro closure. Made by me, of course. Lip Lickers. Don't give me no lip. Lip Lickers. Lip Lickers. Very tasteful. Give your lip the kit.

Lip Lickers. Lip Lickers. Give me your lip, say kit. Lip Lickers. Tuck, tuck. Lip Lickers. Rashes flavor lip balm to make your lips look and taste kicky. Yeah, pickers! Yeah, pickers!

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