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Neat (commercial, 1981)
Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1981 · 1 min · 167 words
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I won't put on my bikini till I take it off with meat. I won't put on my disco dress till I take it off with meat. Meat hair removal works better than razors. Look, razors only cut up the surface, but meat works below skin surface.
Five days later, you see stubble on the razor leg, but the neat leg is still smooth, so you look nicer in your bikini in your disco dress. I don't go out with bobby till I take it off with meat.
New cocoa butter, too. for smoother legs longer. Groteo champion, Muddy Henson. Get down to it. The top performance counts on the stuff you're made of. Same goes for my blue jeans. Mine are all cotton.
Nothing but real comfortable. Wrangler, no fault, even. Special process needs no pocket, no strength. Heck, don't even need iron. 100% cotton. Yep, that's the stuff jeans are made of. When you're buying blue jeans, jeans look for 100% cotton denim cotton performance
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