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Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV theme, 1988)
Song · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1988 · 1 min · 126 words
The transcript of “Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV theme, 1988)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1988. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday AD There was a guy named Joel, not too different than you or me He worked in a satellite loading bagel's college since we just paid his way He did his job well with a cheerful face, but his voice is dim like a certain shadow in his face
Cheesy movies, the worst ever made Joseph's when you got lemons, you make lemonade Now keep in mind he can't control when the movies begin or end Because he used the extra arts to make his robot friends Robot Gold Club, Tampa, Servo Jepsy eats and breathes and other science facts Just to reach yourself, it's just the show
I should really just relax for Mystery Science Theater 3000
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