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Mitsubishi Colt (commercial, 1987)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1987 · 78 words

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For about $7,200 you can get a three-door Nissan Sentra. Or you can get a three-door Colt with the same equipment. Plus a washing machine, a wheelbarrow, three bicycles, a ping-pong table, a wooden pool for chairs, a lawnmower, a step-runner, and a rubber boat.

Which makes the Colt a lot easier to buy. But a little harder to park. Colt, built by Mitsubishi, imported for Chrysler, Plymouth, and Dodge, it's all the Japanese you need to know.

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