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Baby Boom (trailer, 1987)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1987 · 2 min · 195 words

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To enhance your enjoyment of the film Baby Boom, we present a guide to phrases used by that unique category of Baby Boomer known as the Yuppie. I need the P&L's and Atlantic Overseas, Alsom and Delaty, ZeeBees and PeeBees and Robin. I want you to get me the CEO of IBC AS, A-P.

Not really great with living things. I think you are. Gonna make love? Are you telling me that I inherited a baby from a cousin I hadn't seen since I became 54? You're a baby, just barfed all over my boss.

This is not my baby. I went to Yale and Harvard. I don't have children. I can still count on you seven days a week, 48 hours a day. Of course. I mean, I'm not going to turn it to Irma Bombak.

So why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself? I will teach your daughter to properly respect their men. Vote empty. I want a dollar. I am a tough, cold, career woman who is absolutely nothing in common.

with the veterinarian from Happyville. Rated PG starts Wednesday, October 7th in selected theaters.

Opens nationwide, October 28th.

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