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Taystee Bread (commercial)
Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1 min · 168 words
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What do you mean tasty bread is baked while you sleep? I'm awake Like I said tasty is baked while you sleep you get 30 slices of toast from a tasty giant loaf big deal I like these punchy commercials. There's enough bread and a tasty giant loaf to make 15 sandwiches below me 15 bloody sandwiches coming up giant sandwiches for each tasty giant loaf
What are you gonna get 15 Giants? I got friends. Okay buddy, what do you think of tasty bread? I'll never taste it. Now what do you think of tasty bread? Like tasty bread? No. Things seem to happen to people who don't like tasty bread.
See we'll be the first bread on the moon. Well tasty is still the best bread on earth. Golf of tasty bread? No. I forgot. When you come back up, don't forget the tasty bread. The sandwich made with tasty bread?
I've got a job to do. Let me have that sandwich made with tasty bread.
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