Nash's Coffee (commercial)

Okay buddy, what do you think of Nash's coffee? I'll never taste it! Now what do you think of Nash's? Look out, here comes my whole trainload of Nash's coffee. Why would you want a whole train?

I like Nash's. Want some Nash's coffee with your pie? No, just give me the pie. Sure you wouldn't like a cup of Nash's to wash it down? Do you drink Nash's coffee? No! Things seem to happen to people who don't drink Nash's.

Have anything for people who don't drink Nash's coffee? Certainly, here you are friend. And it won't cost you a cent. After this, would you buy me a cup of Nash's coffee? No! How we go up for a man who drank Nash's?

I have Nash's coffee and another kind of coffee. I want the cheap stuff! Cheap, cheap, cheap! Sorry, but that other coffee's for the birds.