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Community Coffee (commercial)
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How about a cup of community coffee? No, let me have Brand X. Okay. Ooh, that's smart. I forgot my parachute. How about the community coffee? I forgot that too. Oh! You'll never forget this. Want some community coffee with your pie?
No, just give me the pie. Sure you wouldn't like some community coffee to wash it down? Community coffee's gonna be the first coffee on the moon. Now what? Well, community is still the best coffee on Earth.
Have a cup of community coffee, sir. If that's all you serve, I'll get off of the next town. Next town's five miles, straight down. What are you seeing that community coffee? Well, look for yourself.
I got a bang out of community coffee. What's that? This machine convinces people that community coffee is great. Impossible. Whoa, I'm convinced. This is a stick-off. Give me the money. Sorry, I'm on my community coffee break.
Come on, let me have it. I hate interruptions. Put anything for people who don't drink community coffee. Certainly here you are friend and it won't cost you a cent. Let's take a community coffee break. No, then hold this while I have a cup Some people just go to pieces without community coffee
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