Kern's Bread (commercial, 1962)

Bob Fiddly Deep-Bob Current! Oh, Bob. What on earth is going on? Current spread is always on my mind! I think it's going to his head. Hey buddy, you want Current's Bread or Brand X? Well, what's so good about Current's Bread?

Well, for one thing, it doesn't blow up. Do you like to eat? Yes! Do you like to eat bread? Yes! Do you like to eat Current's Bread? Oh! Oh! Should only try that again. Ah!

Hey, fella! Oof! Do you like Current's Bread? Ooh! Wow, gee, I don't know, I guess. You gotta be positive. Why don't you eat Kern's bread? I do not approve of the violence in their television commercials.

What? Violence? What violence? The taste of Kern's bread is like music to my ears. What are the symbols for? This is a very symbolic commercial. I love my Kern's bread. You ought to see a psychiatrist. I did. He told me about Kern's bread.

I used to love my raincoat. Hey, got any Kern's bread on board? No, three, two, one. Cairns bread really is out of this world. Knock knock. Who's there? Cairns. Cairns who? Cairns bread. I don't get it.

You should. Everybody should get Cairns bread. My friend here is going to tell you how much he loves Cairns bread. Little Mr. Cairns do if I refuse. Oh, he'll probably put his foot down.