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Waffle Whiffer (promo, 1972)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1972 · 1 min · 107 words

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Hello, young waffle lovers, wherever you are! Professor Goody here, high up in this bell tower. And just so that pesky waffle worker won't follow me, I'm pulling all the ladders up behind me. There, safe and last.

Now to pop a couple of deal-lessiest whanchamima frozen waffles into my dusty toaster. Hmm, so I could hardly wait. These aunt yamima waffles are just for me. Waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle. Hey, now! Please! Waffle, waffle, waffle!

Waffle, waffle! Waffle, waffle! This is a waffle wiffer, whipping an Aunt Jemima waffle. You'll find them in your grocer's freezer. Is there a waffle wiffer at your house? Mm, waffle?

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