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Wondra Lotion (commercial, 1970)
Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1970 · 158 words
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One day at our office picnic, my wife came up behind me by surprise and said, guess who? Harry? Harry! Funny your hands are so rough and dry they scratch. So she got upset and tried a hand lotion.
Next time she came up and said, Hey, guess who? A degrease monkey from the gas station? Ha ha ha ha! She was not amused. Finally, I discovered Wonder. Wonder is a conditioning lotion. It's different, rich like a cream.
See? When your hands are this rough and dry, that can be embarrassing. But One-Dra rubs in fast to rub out the embarrassment of rough dry hands in seconds. I feel confident about these hands now.
They're so soft without all that greasiness. See, glass doesn't slip. Recently at our open house, my wife came up and said, Guess who? I don't know, but I think I'm in love with my wife.
Wanda rubs in softness, rubs out embarrassment.
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