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King Vitaman Cereal (commercial, 1970)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1970 · 1 min · 119 words

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Come, Quicks are laughing at that cunning, not so bright night is digging a tunnel under the moat. Look, put me down. Yes, sir. According to the map, the tunnel will lead to the storage room filled with your King vitamin cereal.

You mean my tasty sugary little crowns with a full of air-surfied vitamins and iron? Yes, sir. Well, don't just stand there. Let's go. Anyone in there? Justice boxes of King vitamin cereal. Yeah, you'll believe this.

Then you, you wouldn't. Now, for your punishment, you'll watch us eat. Laugh it up, pour the milk on your King Vitaman. Because you have not made or known to promote the cereal. The cereal. King Vitaman, new from Quaker.

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