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Yardley Eye Shadow (commercial)

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If you could see my eyes, they'd kill you. I'm wearing Yardley's eye shadow. The powdered eye shadow that's soft and smooth makes my eyes look big. And Yardley's easy liner, and lash a lot, Matt.

Scare up for thicker, longer looking lashes. My Yardley eyes just last and last. I'd really like to show them to you, but I'm saving them for someone special. Yardley, the eye-opener's.

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