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Yard Master (commercial, 1970s)
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To all those people who've always wanted a beautiful yard, but don't have time to work at it, your day has come. Because now there's a revolutionary line of bug and weed killers. There's never been anything like it before.
New Johnson Yardmaster. Take this Yardmaster lawn weed killer for broadleaf weeds. Like all our yard products, it's pre-mixed. There's no mixing or measuring. All I have to do is look at the hose and spray.
It sprays out a foam that shows where you're covered, So you can't miss. You weeds don't stand a chance. New Johnson Yardmaster lawn weed killer, insect killer, crabgrass preventer, and vegetable garden insect killer. When you hook up with yardmaster, the bugs and weeds don't stand a chance.
No, that looks terrific. It was a retard, yeah. You'll find New Johnson Yardmaster at your local lawn and garden dealer.
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