White Rain Hairspray (commercial, 1965)

The spray is that moist to prove. If it holds on a day like this, my dear, it holds. It's the holdingist. White rain hair spray holds even in the rain. I dreamed I went around the world, flying through the air.

No matter where I found myself, Muriel was there. You know, the steeper is smokin' cigars. Everybody smokin' does Muriel cigars. The taste is something special, so pleasant and so light, tobacco, the finest and blended just light.

See, we are shapes for every smoke and today. Signor, then, signor, signor, ole! To gentlemen, when you hear chimes...