Miller Lite (commercial, 1960s)

It's light beer from Miller. Right, crew? Right! They think the best thing about it is it's less filling. It has a third less calories than your regular beer. Right, crew? Right! Wrong! The best thing about it, it tastes great.

No, honey, it's less filling. That's all good. That's me. Take it from me. It tastes great. Who are you? You won't think this fight is no joke when you come to and you'll know it, but no wonder you don't get no respect.

I try out on this very phone respect. You still don't know nothing about beer. I thought I'd feel you out of this more last year. I feel very strongly both of us. I'm never argue.

Hi, Mickey. Hi, doll. What's a nice guy like you doing in a fight like this? Waiting for you, doll. Oh. This is what you're waiting for. Wait, wait, wait before this. I still don't know why they wanted me to do this commercial.

Blank beer from Miller. Everything you always wanted in a beer and less.