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Saga of Billy the Kid

Song · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1956 · 1 min · 166 words

The transcript of “Saga of Billy the Kid”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1956. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Mexico, Billy the Kid lived long ago! Billy the Kid was one mean boy, his load of gun was his favorite toy! Oh there might have been somebody older, and there might have been somebody older!

But there never was nobody colder! And she lived really the real cool kid! Billy was a snoozing in his cabin one day, When a hot-blooded sheriff came a ride in his way, Billy was too cool to get about his bed, and the hot-blooded sheriff shot the kid through the head.

Oh, the mighty thing somebody older, and the mighty thing somebody older. But there never was nobody colder. The chilly Billy the real cool kid. Down in Long Beach, Mexico, Billy the kid died long ago.

They lit twelve candles round his form, and Billy the kid was finally warm. Oh, there might have been somebody older, and there might have been somebody older. But there never was nobody colder, and Jelly Bell is the real cookie.

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