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Crest Toothpaste (commercial, 1970)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1970 · 1 min · 155 words

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Hey, Mr. Gudun. Oh, he smokes Nancy, that's from microscope. I went for a spy in the science fair. Congratulations. Well, what can I do for you, Professor? I need to do so. Well, here's the quest.

Oh, this one's by Mr. Gudun. Nancy Harvey, check up, Spenna. Not sure, isn't it? You have a scientific mind, right? Right. Okay. Take the fact that the crest has fluoride. Does your toothpaste? No. Does your toothpaste have over 20 scientific tests that prove it reduces cavities?

This is cavities. The factor is nasty. You can't buy a better cavity fighter than trust. Tell you what, Mr. Goodwin. I'll use Quest V6 month. My dentist will tell us the results. They're in. And Quest really helps.

I just had a great checkup. That result doesn't surprise me at all. You regular flavor crust tastes even better. Look for new improved regular flavor crust where you buy toothpaste.

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