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Crest Toothpaste (commercial, 1960s)
Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1 min · 101 words
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It's Mr. Tooth Decay here. You know, making cavities used to be easy, but it's getting hard at it now. It mostly be caused up. Crash! Batteries! So I'm gonna bite now! Crash cut! Fluoride in it!
And best, there's always killing people to match the beats! Have check-ups and brush off with a crash! Things are getting bad! There's a lot of puffy beef around. And I just want to say that when I get into shape, that this world is not going to be big enough for the two of us.
Fighting cavities is the whole idea behind crest.
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