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Um... Tastes good. So, I have to use MJP. Because, well, because somehow it always tastes good when it should. And I'm not the greatest cook in the world. Sorry. Ow! Oh! That happens a lot, but I don't mind.

I love roses. They're so beautiful. And they have pictures delicate scent. So I'm happy that glazed-made and air fresh, and they're the captions that scent. You know, really fresh. Really delicate. New rose garden, newest of the natural scents from Glade.

Glade erases odors, leaves the rose sand as light and fresh as my garden is rose. I know you'll love rose garden. Safeguards deodorant lather is so effective it doesn't need heavy perfume. Safeguards gives you naturally clean smelling skin.

Wait, now soap? What about me? I use it deodorant soap. That's just deodorant. You smell like deodorant soap. You know it's a pleasure having someone in my cap smells fresh and clean. You married? A safe guard doesn't need heavy perfume to mask odor because it's so effective at removing the cause of perspiration odor.

Good morning. Good morning. He smells just the way a man shoots milk. Clean. Safe guards the odorant lather is so effective it doesn't need heavy perfume. I love you. Coffee shop. And they had Light Fam on too.

And my coffee was so especially good that I was inspired to write a poem. Light Fam makes the day go better in a cab or buying a sweater. And even at the corner cafe, it makes plain coffee in a cafe LA.

106.7 Light Fam. Thank you.

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