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Cap'n Crunch (commercial, 1971)
Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1971 · 1 min · 144 words
The transcript of “Cap'n Crunch (commercial, 1971)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1971. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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There's a birthday cap and crunch! Along to the giant Moa of New Zealand, a big, ugly, hairy bird, ten feet tall. Like that one? Yeah! Impossible! Moa's an extinct for years! Don't tell me! Tell him!
Questionally, Moas can't fly! See, there can wait! He looks hungry! Maybe we could drop something down to him! Any volunteers? How about some cap and crutch cereal? Captain Crunch cereal. Of course. Here, birdie. You'll love Captain Crunch, I hope.
It's got corn for Crunch, oats for Punch, stays crunchy even or milk. It's written. Keep out of Captain. We'll be back in the morning with a big bird cake. In the morning? Well, now I know how the mower got its name.
No matter how much Captain Crunch it eats, it still wants more. Captain Crunche and Captain Crunche with Grunche Spareys from Quaker. Ah!
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