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Cap'n Crunch (commercial, 1967)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1967 · 1 min · 63 words

The transcript of “Cap'n Crunch (commercial, 1967)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1967. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Captain Crunch, who will be attacked by Indians? Nonsense, Alf. This isn't the Indian Ocean. Oh! Of course, I could be wrong. You'll hurt somebody. Yes, Chief? Captain Crunch is named after me,

made of corn and oats with two kinds of sugar. Eat all you want. Oh, and a bowl, Chief. Oh, right out of the box. Captain Crunch, from Quaker Oats.

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