Cap'n Crunch (commercial, 1966)

A whole lot of money. The ubiquitous Captain Crunch speaking. You ubiquitous? Uh, it's a $2 word, meaning I can be everywhere at once. Nonsense, Captain. Nobody can go everywhere at once. No. I can. Uh, look here.

Besides the regular packages, Captain Crunch now comes in these treasure chest munch boxes. Just the right size to take with you. When you're playing with friends, when you're taking a trip, When you're out for a walk, or when you're just hanging around and feeling like a snack of something sweet and crunchy, every munch box has its own plastic handle for easy carrion

and inside a generous snack of Captain Crunch cereal. So you see, I can be everywhere at once. He's ubiquitous, all right. Now I wonder if there's a $2 word for stage crunchy even in milk.