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Tide Detergent (commercial)

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One, two, three. Ready or not? Here I go. Hide and help those dirt. Hide and knees, but dirt can't hide. From the intensified tide. Ready or not, dirt. Here comes new intensified tide. Intensified? So what?

So what's the strongest tide in detergent history? Dirt can't hide from intensified tide. Prove it. Hide Tommy's dirty socks inside his dirty shirt. What? Now, hide the shirt inside the pants leg. Okay. Put them with your regular wash load and intensified tide.

No detergent will get those hidden socks clean. Well? Pansert clean? Shirts clean? Amazing. Even the inside socks are clean. Heal the toe. Knees, elbows, everything's cleaner looking. Dirt can't hide from intensified tide. Dirt can't hide from intensified tide.

Strongest tide in detergent history.

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