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Chiffon Margarine (commercial)

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Honey West is brought to you by... New chiffon, the first soft margarine. So soft, it comes in a tub. New chiffon margarine. We hope you're in the mood to break a habit. Because now your whole idea about margarine will change.

This is the first soft margarine. New chiffon. Chiffon Softness shows you its lowest in saturated fat of any spread with the delicious flavor of the expensive spread. You see, it's the extra amount of saturated fat that hardens other margarines into a stick, but we never harden Chiffon into a stick.

That's why it's lowest in saturated fat of all margarines, even the corn oil ones. Taste? No extra saturated fat to harden flavor either. Delicious, like the expensive spread. Go ahead, break this habit. Dip in the new chiffon with pure liquid safflower oil.

So soft, it comes in a tub. Two tubs to every pound. New chiffon.

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