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Vectra Hosiery (commercial)

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Can a man tell the difference? Can a man tell the difference between hosiery made of nylon and hosiery made of new vectrophiber? Probably not. But we can. We can't eel the difference. Not since silk stockings has hosiery been so soft, so smooth, so completely feminine.

And hosiery made of vectrophiber is snug fitting, non-allergenic and remarkably snag resistant. Vectra is actually three to four times more smack-resistant than nylon. Can a man tell the difference between hosiery made of nylon and hosiery made of new Vectra fiber?

Probably not. So where hosiery made of Vectra and keep from guessing? Why stockings made of Vectra fiber in regular and exciting new shears stretch at leading stores everywhere?

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