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Pollution (PSA, 1971)

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Okay, young man. Yeah, I wasn't drudge all the time. There we are. Hey, how's if we watch Captain Schmedio? Now then, some lucky boy or girl is going to win this interplanetary flying saucer. And Captain Schmedio wants it to be you.

Now all you have to do is have mother by cosmic crunchies, the new wonder cereal made from unborn sweet peas, and send in a little old measly 12 box stops. Isn't that simple? Well, a good night space, Rangers.

This is Captain Smitty-Up.

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