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My Child Dolls (commercial, 1980s)

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You, my child, gals, eat so separately. There's one that looks like you. See, you look like me. Hair that's up in spooky too. Eyes with shade of blue. Sit while mommy ties your shoe. Can you stand up too?

Hey, girl. Standing by yourself. You are the one for me. You're my child. My child, gals, come in different designer outfits and a real pampers diaper. A new one from a tail.

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