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Turkey Television (TV theme)

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If the flowers felt the breezes thought of thought or two, as he was quoted later, They would not have else to do. One day old Thurman, Turkey showed up, listened from the plot. He had slept to Massachusetts, where he perched on Plymouth Rock.

A ship he spotted, frightened him, and made his blood run cold. It was that quick, but he killed him from the Bousper to the whole. Here comes the neighborhood. Now he heard about those pilgrims and was ready for their flak.

Ever since the Magna Carta, they ate Turkey for a snack. He invented something drastic that brought them to all fours, And I turn them into zombies when they sell and I show them That's how a turkey created TV That's right, that's why the turkey created TV It sounds stupid but oh Take one look and you'll know that a turkey created TV

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