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Bayer Aspirin (commercial)

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It works wonders when the family gathers at Grandma's for one of the special Sunday dinners. They're milk, man. They call them milk, huh? Yes. I like the drumstick. The drumstick, too. Bobby, come on. Get out from under there. That's what it is.

And if you get a headache later on, that's when Bayer works wonders. Two Bayer tablets bring all the pain relief power your headache can use. Bayer is pure aspirin, not just part aspirin. Bayer works wonders.

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