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Children's Day at Morgue

Song · Sheldon Allman · 3 min · 247 words

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Welcome back to our musty mausoleum. Site 2 of our sponsor LP is being brought to you by Sad Sans used her slot. The special today is an almost new 1934 model which belonged to an old lady from Pasadena who only used it once.

And if you hurry, she goes with it. And now, back to our music. When the doors ones in, don't make them wait. It's a happy time. There, after today's children's day at the mall, look at the smiles and red rosy cheeks here they come right through the gate.

The sound of joy for your years Laughter, today's children's day at the morgue I love to see them at play, but it moves me to tears Have to be sure that they don't take away souvenirs The little dears, there will be ice cream Candy and cake and balloons, don't you be late?

Come along and bring the family today's children's day at the morgue I'll just see them and play but it moves me to tears Have to be sure that they don't take away souvenirs

The little deers will be ice cream Candy and cake and balloons Don't you be late? come along and ring, but, family, today's children's day. I see it's children's day, hurry, it's children's day, I've been mornin'!

When I hear those tender songs of childhood, I get all choked up. What a time we had on the last children's day. It was a picnic.

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