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The Purple People Eater

Song · Sheb Wooley · October 6, 2026 · 2 min · 123 words

The transcript of “The Purple People Eater”, an episode of Sheb Wooley first broadcast October 6, 2026. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays Sheb Wooley free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Well, I saw the thing coming out of the sky I had a one long horn, one big guy I come Mr. Shaking and I said, Oui, it looks like a purple people leader to me It was a one-eyed one horn flying A one-eyed leader sure looked strange to me Really, I said Mr. Purple would say,

In our own store, it was a one-eyed one horn flying Purple people leader one, a true lion He said it's eaten purple people In a story is fine, but that's not the reason that I came Oh, well, this was all rock and roll flying Purple people eat a vision toad and the growth

I'm purple people eat a show of strange to me

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